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		<title>FUCK!! part II:  Snowboarding, Boredom, and Leftovers.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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We lived in limbo for a few days, concerned about our kitchen. The broken water pipe had been connected to the restaurants heat system, which we really needed to open.  The weather had taken a turn for the worse, and would soon prove to be one of Portland history&#8217;s most devastating storms. On Thursday around [...]]]></description>
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<p>We lived in limbo for a few days, concerned about our kitchen. The broken water pipe had been connected to the restaurants heat system, which we really needed to open.  The weather had taken a turn for the worse, and would soon prove to be one of Portland history&#8217;s <a title="since 1980" href="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1331216/winter_storm_continues_its_grip_on.html">most devastating storms.</a> On Thursday around noon, after a morning of nail biting and pacing, my buddy Nate called me; &#8220;Let&#8217;s go night riding at Ski Bowl!&#8221;  I had no excuse, he was offering me a free lift ticket. I called Perez to see if he wanted in, I knew he was going just as stir crazy as I was. The city of Portland had shut down; chain-slapping buses spun sporadicly in the falling fluff.  We knew the mountain had been dumped on.  We rallied around 4 pm to embark on a two and a half hour journey in Nate&#8217;s 78 VW Bus.  We chained up around Rhododendron; the roads were getting nastier the higer up we got.  Perez was periodically recieving phone calls from our bosses, keeping us posted about the restaurant.  After much back and forth, we learned that we&#8217;d be closed until next week.  Our concerns lifted, an icy updraft, when we saw the <a title="shining and dumping" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/3145890330_c22427ae41_o.jpg">lights of Ski Bowl. </a> Heavy snowfall blanketed the mountain, and we were soon <a title="MY STEEZ!!" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/3145893002_c55bebfc2d_o.jpg">strapped in and smiling</a>. We drank PBRs as we ascended the lift, <a title="woo-HOO!!" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/3145894008_b8bd66739f_o.jpg">smiling and swinging</a>.  We <a title="this crappy video looks like it was filmed at Vail" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHwn14GSQag">raged the gnar</a> for three hours or so, carving powder and bally-hooing to each other as we mached by.  I missed the mountain life.  Everything makes sense when you can carve powder turns.  We finished our <a title="woo-HOO!!" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3113/3145894840_c27b1c058e_o.jpg">beers in the parking lot</a> and headed home.  The weekend went by slowly.  The skies were gray the roads were gray and the snow that covered everything was gray.  I felt the walls closing in; I lost myself in the web.  I <a title="the best part is when Jam gets up and leaves (:24)" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd9PBW3Y9ic">annoyed my dogs with guitar </a>and no walks.  I happily braved <a title="number 35" href="http://trimet.org/">Tri-met </a>to meet Chef and Perez on Sunday at the restaurant. I was prepping <a title="yeah, I make 'em." href="http://www.tmbistro.com/">Tabla</a> desserts and they were cleaning out the walk-in.  We crammed all we could into our freezers, but a good amount of food was about to spoil.  Not surprisingly,  Perez and I immediately volunteered to cook and eat the food.  It would be a crime of the highest order not to.  A damn shame.  We packed up what we could, and grabbing beer near 4th, caught a bus to my place.  We hit the grocery to augment our booty.  We drank and cooked and cranked music. We thrashed my little kitchen and dirtied every pot, pan and dish.  <a title="and burger pan" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3075/3145068873_6c3b23e4a3_o.jpg">We even fired up Old Blue.</a> My fiancee was out of town so it seemed the thing to do. We cooked and ate, carrying on and finally enjoying a bit of this down time&#8230;by cooking.  It made life feel semi-normal.  Through all the bedlam, the food was there for us.  We got back into the restaurant early in the week and <a title="step 1- throw everything out" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3115/3145870672_026f5b349d_o.jpg">re-prepped everything</a> we had lost. Teddy put our kitchen back together.  <a title="the only gift I gave" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3104/3145976534_92aca886f8_o.jpg">Christmas day came and went.</a> The rains finally came and washed away the slush and snow, the city awoke.  People mingled in the streets, then filled the seats in the dining room.  Smiling servers ferried food to grinning guests.  A storm had come, and in it&#8217;s wake a sharper image, clarity. I felt as if the people around me were looking at each other a bit different, feeling a warmer glow. I felt an in-the-trenches level oneness, a communal happiness to be back at work. Sometimes shit happens, and all you can do is dive in and swim.</p>
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		<title>FUCK!! part I.</title>
		<link>http://mrjeffmccarthy.com/2008/12/28/fuck-part-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec 2008 20:18:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ It was about 11 am and the day was Just getting rolling.  Perez was dicing onions for soup, Niell was setting the line up. Carlito had had just swept and mopped out front and was putting up the deliveries.  I was bitching at somebody to make me a lumberjack special.  Verging on hangry, I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1042" title="leak" src="http://mrjeffmccarthy.com/wp-content/images/leak.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="667" /> It was about 11 am and the day was Just getting rolling.  Perez was dicing onions for soup, Niell was setting the line up. Carlito had had just swept and mopped out front and was putting up the deliveries.  I was bitching at somebody to make me a <a title="yes!! look at the scoop of butter!!" href="http://www.friendlys.com/images/menu/breakfast/large/thelumberjack.jpg">lumberjack</a> special.  Verging on <a title="and I'm sorry about douchebags, I got low blood sugar" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hangry">hangry</a>, I had to eat. Out of nowhere, water strarted dribbling on Perez&#8217;s cutting board.  A brief exchange of glances, and we had our phones out-<a title="it was the least we could do" href="http://mrjeffmccarthy.com/wp-content/images/leak2.jpg">snapping pictures</a> and smiling.  It was then that I noticed Teddy, not smiling, working on the hand sink by the walk-in.  His eyes were wide, he frantically screwed the thing back together, thinking his tinkering had caused some cataclysmic plumbing catastrope.  It hadn&#8217;t.   A water pipe above us had frozen and burst.  I yelled to our manager Damien at the host post.  His eyes bulged as he came into the kitchen, spinning and sprinting to lock the front doors and no doubt alert our owner Adam. The restaurant was about to open.  Tuna sandos were about to start flying.  We had to do something!  We threw down some <a title="a kitchen must-have" href="http://www.foodstorageworld.com/cambro-22sfscw-135-pic.jpg">22 qts </a>and watched them fill <a title="time lapsed between these two photos was about ten minutes" href="http://mrjeffmccarthy.com/wp-content/images/filling-bucket.jpg">alarmingly fast. </a> The small trickling stream became a hammering downpour.  Water gushed from a ten foot long section of the ceiling, soaking us and everything in sight.  The fluorescents filled with water and flickered out.  My six pans started filling with water, so I slammed the lid of my fridge.  Immediately my mind raced to my chocolate, cookies, machines.  I had just pulled Brulees out of the oven and they steamed on the speed rack as they topped off with ice cold water.  The next few minutes were a flash.  A snatch and grab, sloshing in an inch of water in <a title="like the Matrix" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullet_time">bullet time</a>; a fast moving object in slow motion.   FUCK!!  My cookbooks!!  We scrambled to save our shit and then started snatching equipment.  Chocovision, GelatooD2, KitchenAid, my knives.  Everything was piled on the pass.  Sheet pans cross-stacked on piles of books, ingredients, lexans of cookies.  I then  noticed that it wasn&#8217;t raining in the dining room, or even on the front line. The back kitchen was a nightmare; a torrential storm pounding on the ocean.  Our stockpot of demi sizzled, filling with dirty icy water, piss on hours of anticipation.  My cordial filling on the stove was near the corner of the stove, filled and splashing over the sides.  The servers were pitching in by now, packing and wrapping the line and piling it in the walk in.  In spite of everything, I felt family gather around me, warm me.  Neill was icing down fish and Carlito was squeegeing the water back into the kitchen, keeping it from soaking out into the dining room.  Survival mode was in full swing as we got all the perishables locked down and away.  The ice machine was empty.  I wondered about my freezer and lowboy.  Soaked to the bone and dripping, we stood at the pass, watching.  It rained of an hour before a plumber got it turned off.  I was near tears.  This is my home.  I&#8217;m here more than I&#8217;m anywhere else.  My chocolate was wet.  Adam, in a flurry of phone calls had people in there,  killing the power and  shining around flashlights.  I thought of a <a title="pheonix isn't the right word..." href="http://linecook415.blogspot.com/2008/11/phoenix-isn-right-word-but.html">recent post by linecook</a>, and shook my head at the coincidence.  Adam had us writing down what happened while it was fresh in our minds.  I sat at the bar writing, utterly <a title="almost called the Whaambulance" href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/crestfallen">crestfallen.</a> Perez argued with the electrician about turning the power back on with our hood lights full of water.  Before long Damien was calling all our reservations and sending them to Pigeon, Clyde Common, Blue Hour.  A clean up crew arrived with a huge industrial vacuum, heavy weight garbage bags, and surly determined looks.  They went at the back kitchen with extreme prejudice, pulling ruined ceiling tiles and pitching anything wet.  Perez and I bailed to close-by <a title="our watering hole" href="http://www.lifeofrileytavern.com/">Riley&#8217;s</a>, waiting to see what would happen next.  <img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1039" title="look at the 22 qt bucket" src="http://mrjeffmccarthy.com/wp-content/images/downpoura.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="393" /></p>
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