My name Is Jeff McCarthy. I have lived and worked in Portland, Oregon for over four years now. I live with my brother Jaybill and four other housemates who are all food enthusiasts. I work as a pastry chef in a downtown restaurant, and provide the pastries for our sister restaurant. A lot has transpired in four years time, and most of it is chronicled here in somewhat lurid detail. If you’ve found your way to mrjeffmccarthy.com, then you are interested generally in food; specifically pastry, gluttonous eating, and dick and fart jokes. This website has been around awhile now, and has amassed a modest collection of recipes, random ramblings, and has no shortage of self indulgent bullshit. If you’d like to contact me directly email me at mrjeffmccarthy(at)yahoo(dot)com. I’d enjoy hearing from you.