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Empty Wallet Theif.

Lamp post says “the walk signal is on” my head snaps up, I’m crossing.  Glancing down my mind wanders; remembering when the crossing signal was birds, chirping.  On the other side now, approaching Denver and the two story Paul Bunyan, the Max Station.  There she was; haircut with too many angles, nape of neck suggesting the geometry of a larger object.  Perched precarious with dangling limbs in an impossible position; an awkward grace, a calculated nonchallance.   I want to believe she just landed that way; crooked provocative balanced on the circular metal bike-rack.  Legs crossing she notices me as I approach, an exclamation point in body language.

“The yellow line to city center is expected to arrive in six minutes,” a disembodied female robot voice announced.  I square up with the ticket machine and I feel her watching.  As I fumble out my card I sense her movement, the chains on her jeans jangling.  The next few moments pass in a flash; a single breath, inhale…exhale.

“Hey,” she says in a small voice, I turn.  Her right hand comes up, palm down, as if to slap me five.  Too late I notice my wallet open in front of me like a book, her black-nailed hand coming down.  I barely have time to register the quiet “smeck” sound of it being stolen before she’s gone.  Across the tracks in three gawky, too-long strides.  Over the fence on the far side and out of sight before I can open my mouth to shout.  Behind me, the ticket machine spits out my card, tauntingly flashing and beeping.  Grabbing my plastic and paper I turn and smile into the sounds of the approaching train.  I had just witnessed a desperate act, however useless.  She’ll be disappointed with my cheap camo-colored bill-fold; nothing but sweaty business cards and yellowing old receipts.

*this is a work of fiction; as in I made it up, it didn’t happen.


2 Responses

  1. The Perezident said on 4 Apr 2009 at 11:20 pm

    As fake as that was, it painted a vivid picture. I hope you can do that for my 150 word bio. Hahaha!

  2. mrjeffmccarthy said on 5 Apr 2009 at 6:23 am

    @the perezident- I like makin’ shit up! Is that what you want me to do for you?

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