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My New Baby.

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After months of waiting, my manager finally let me have iPhone. I love this baby. A tricorder sized computer, mp3 player, movie player, and tracking device. A balls-deep, bad ass little piece of hardware. Sure, sure it’s way more phone than I’ll ever need, but to me, that’s half the point! Expensive? So, what! Just some more dollars towards the singularity and human augmentation. Seriously, I’m O.K. with it. If I had the ability to Borg myself out I would. Optical readouts and enhanced performance, biosoft learning environments, and bionic arms and shit? Sign me up!! I guess I got a little off topic there but this phone has possibilities. The available applications are beaucoup. I’m already reading the New York Times on the shitter, and the full sized touch pad keyboard has got me texting with 3G Of giggerram. It makes beautiful music. I don’t know how it does what it does, and I don’t much care. It is the most intuitive phone I have ever used. Within 15 minutes of owning it, I was tracking myself on Google Maps. I was reading webcomics. I was making light saber noises while I whirled it around.

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3 Responses

  1. iPhone News » Blog Archive » My New Baby. said on 6 Aug 2008 at 5:10 pm

    [...] Jeff McCarthy added an interesting post today on My New Baby.Here’s a small readingAfter months of waiting, my manager finally let me have iPhone. I love this baby…. [...]

  2. Scott D said on 7 Aug 2008 at 8:31 pm

    We just got our iphones a few days ago too, and they are awesome… and that webcomic is pretty good! Any other suggestions?

  3. mrjeffmccarthy said on 10 Aug 2008 at 10:47 am

    Best webcomic ever is Riceboy. Start from the beginning. Also read Gunnerkrigg Court, also rad.

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