I for one am sick of sickness. My immune system is in for a policy change. I believe the more foriegn bacteria I am exposed to, the more likely I’ll be able to deal with anything that rolls my way. Look at my dogs; they eat shit, lick each others asses, and delight in finding nasty dead animals to roll on. They are never sick. From now on I will go out of my way to drink from random water fountains, eat undercooked or raw meat, share drinks with people, pet strange dogs, jump in front of sneezes, high-five bums, and eat at least one thing off the floor daily. The food catch in the dish pit will be my buffet. My plan is have a catalogue of random bacteria so complete, that my system is never suprised by a new one. YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!!!
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Let me know how that works out for you. Maybe they’ll use your blood for vaccines in the future.